tulen vs tiruan...

Case 1

Me: "fuiyoo!!! Yang! Yang! tgk I, macam jantan!! macam tak caya jer.." excited berjaya drill dinding dgn drill baru beli..

Wifey: "FUIYOO!! daddy mcm jantan!!" *hayun pompom sambil wat bentuk Z <- fiction semata2

after feeling guilty for asking in law to come few times just for the sake of boring few holes on the wall.. 

Case 2

Me: "WALLAUWEH!! MACHO SEY DADDY!!!!" sambil pasang screw kat almari

Wifey: "FULLAMAK! Adriana tgk Daddy awak! macho~" *dua2 pengsan bangga <- juga fiction semata2

bila pasang almari ikea...

Case 3

Adik: "Abg Z, tau tak cemana nak tuka minyak itam??"

Me: "tak pasti la dik"

Adik: **geleng kepala...**

selang beberapa saat...

Adik: "Abg Z, 'minyak enjin' nie 'minyak itam' la kan??" sambil tunjuk botol minyak Mach 5

Me: "yer la kot.. tapi tak pasti la dik.. cuba tepon Along..." 

Adik: "apsal Mach 5 yg mama bli last time lain dr yg Ita bli?" sambil tunjuk 2 botol Mach 5 with slight difference on the labels..

Me: "MOTIP SOALAN CEPU EMAS???" **nanges~

couldn't remember the exact sentences but above are indeed few actual statements yang terpancut dr molots we ols.. huhuhu..

n that's me.. 

I'd rather be hanging baju basuhan sambil ditemani nyanyian burung hutan, vacuum umah feeling ala enchanted, shopping kat Tecso ala series "shop till you drop" or doing house deco ala Eric Leong (termasukla drill holes utk gantung frames <- picframes berlonggok2 kat dinding, gambarnya mana???) but not those manly chores - do pipeworks sambil tunjuk otot lengan, cuci keter sambil shirtless flaunting 6 packs bagai etc...

n last nite, for some reason both sinki dapur tersumbat.. dah few times sebenarnya..

Me: "ok esok panggil Abg Adi (he's the one yg reno this house & semua keje2 baik pulih umah mmg panggil dia, dah mcm family)

tapi knowing mommy mana nak tunggu esok.. while I was taking care of Adriana at the front, both Dear Wifey & Adik dok kerjakan sinki.. PUNG PANG PUNG PANG kat blakang dua bradik.. lama la jugak.. abis pipe bawah sinki kene cabot bagai.. yg Daddy ni dok CHAK CHAK PAPAPA ngan Adriana kat depan.. 

in the end, "kitorg dah pasang balik, tapi mcm ada 1 getah tak tau nak pasang, tuh yg ada skang bocor" Adik bagitau.. **nanges**

n this morning, Daddy fetched Abg Adi and problem solved.. skali bendaalah yg menyumbatkan diri dlm pipe kluar, MACAM LEMANG!!!

in fact as bonus, pipe+pili bocor kat bilik Tuk, hose tercabot kat toilet kiterg and sendal pagar tanggal semua got fixed!!  LOL!!!

see, x sia2 usaha daddy leaving things to expert=P

anyway, on a special note to Dear Wifey,

.. thank you for excepting daddy for who daddy is.. 

luv ya hunn=)