Segmen:What's in my bag??

"Because I naughty, naughty.. Hey! I'm Mr. Simple.. Because I naughty, naughty..tteeett... teeeettt.. tteeeettt.." Suju - Mr.Simple

LET DANCE YA OL!!! **reverse sambil breakdance celah2 semak

hey hey hey, OPS! salah cenel..

assalamualaikum para pengunjung yg dikasihi~ **posing vacuum toilet..

wat apa weekend2 ni? going around jalan2? JELESNYA!!!!

but it's ok, coz by next friday, we'll say..

GOODBYE CONFINEMENT !!!!!! n HELLO FREEDOM BAYBEEEEE!!!! <- ah, daddy dia laks yg over kan!!

anyway, that deserves a story of it's own.. and as of now, nak citer pasal inspired posting by one of my fev super-young-mak blog, Yun's .. adalah dgn ini, I men-tag diri sendiri.. HAHAHA <- gila kosa..

so what's in my bag??

jeng jeng jeng.. cak!!! JOM GELEDAH!!

• Botol Air - for some reason design SIGG ni sebijik mcm Ming Chai's.. motip jadikan I sbgai idola secara sulit? ~
• Staff Card - kalo tetinggal, mmg azab.. dah la kene bratur mintak temporary kad utk masuk building, then once arrived level office, am at mercy of others pulak utk bukak pintu.. so tpaksa la menjaja diri tepi pintu masuk.. nak gi jamban pun tpaksa pinjam kad org lain.. sigh.. despite, tapi slalu jer tertinggal, HAHAHHAA..
• Shades - for coverup utk lari dari di cam mama/paparazzi ketika meliar<- brangan artis sgt kan!
• Snacks - Nutty bar + Whittaker's Choc Slab (courtesy of Mosz)
• Strepsils - incase vocal chord tersumbat sblm stage show (mampoo??)
• Mifi (sblh ipod) - similar to broadband tapi this one emits wifi.. permits simultaneous surfing via iTouch, iPad & MacBook, anywhere.. speedwise, 3.6 mb.. so tak perlu la terhegeh2 menagih free wireless..
• 4th gen iTouch - 49Gb of entertainment, owh yeah! <- rosak akhlak.. fev gadget of all time..
• BB (personal) + nokia cokia (HP company, not shown, ada dlm beg wayar, BOWRINK!)
• cable pouch - utk sumbat segala bagai chargerssss + cablesssssss
• SD Card - wat semak sajork, patut tinggal dlm camera bag <- tis is a reminder to myself
• apple stockings - baju for the Mifi & iTouch

so, wut's in urs??

njoy the rest of ur sundae peeps!

vavavoooOOomm!!!**lari bertempiaran

tada idea...

we were at the traffic lite when...

"OMG, DARL!!!" jerit dear wifey sambil tuding jari..

"MOTIP SP*ND*R YVONNE NAK ADA DLM BAKUL BIGBIKE I???" <- dgn slamba lalu picked up the "unidentified" sotong kering and threw it out of the window (moto apa plak yg ada tingkap neh? anyway, big-bike ada bakul ker?)..

..skali hinggap kat muka machik naik EX5 bersblhan..

"PULISS!!! TULONG!!!" kami yg melolong instead of her..

machik sebelah blurr..

sambil ia menghulurkan sotong kering tadi kpd kami, "Dik, siapa mangsa kat sini? machik ker adik?".. n she went down from her bike and hopped onto another random bike lalu beredar.. dan melambai dari jauh..

The end...

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OK, CUT THE CRAP!!! **flip hair**

after long tortuous weeks dok nak anticipate what happen to the fake couple.. Finally Nora Elena has ended! fuh! **berlaga cawan air sirap sambil menyebut "CHEERS!!"** <- rosak akhlak

kener plak final ada org wat speku Nora Elena kojol.. aduh.. mmg berdebar.. xsangka kami boleh terperangkap dgn such drama melayu.. kesal! **blagak kesal tapi masih layan soundtrack NE kat youtube, so how?**..

apapun tahniah to whole production team.. despite not a malay drama fan, citer ni mmg agak berantu.. character wise, Seth sangatlah too good to be true.. he made the rest of us out here look so bad sambil menabur fantasi indah kepada kaum hawa.. motif?? huhuhu.. as for nora elena, personally she's innocent and dumb at the same time.. insan lemah yg tersangat lah mudah diperkotak katikkan oleh hamba durjana (yang patut di dihumban ke dlm tangki sistem pembentungan sajork) bernama Yvonne.. n thanx to this drama, baru skang prasan that Nora Elena a.k.a Siti Saleha actually appeared elsewhere such as iklan enchanteur..

n the highlight is of coz, Yvonne.. gosh, really hate her.. must say the actress really did well reviving the character dgn accent pelat.. Nyampah! <- tetiba hemo.. huhuhu..

btw, korang rasa ada ker org yg hati busuk tahap mencapap mcm ni?? according to dear wifey, mmg ada.. not sure if she made the statement based on experience.. but i do believe gurls are much more dramatic than the boys yg agak laid back.. i know that because i've seen through complains made by The Sisters.. kengkadang benda kecik pun boleh jadi issue.. ishk2..

moral of the story, I am absolutely glad to be a guy.. hahah.. LOL!!!

ok lah.. xtau nak blog apa sbnrnya.. so I am just being rambang (heip, tapi bukan hubungan rambang) in this posting..

ok peeps, njoy the rest of your evening!

**lalu berguleng ke dapur mencari mangsa utk di kacau**

M.A.C. & Cheese..

was browsing STAR newspaper rather randomly this morning dgn harapan ada jumpa cerita menarik n indeed was stunned with this:

• Uncle Z: YAYA!! TGK NIE!! cuba teka siapa? **while pointing finger on the newspaper wif the latest M.A.C. Viva Glam Campaign Add
• Yaya: .... **blur
• Uncle Z: Ni Lady Gaga la yaya..

n she answered calmly.......

"lady gaga syaitan la uncle zed..".. then she continued watching the tally...

**uncle berguling kedapur lalu menanges sebelah tong gas..

Mari kita sedut!

*ini cerita few days ago..*

gosh, ntah jembalang mana dok merasuk memalam buto, tetibo semangat nak vacuum umah kan! keseronokan menyedut habuk and especially loose hair strands memang lazat tak terkata..

sebenarnya we've been living on 1 vacuum bag since the day we got the freakin hampagas (redeem point maybank gittew).. dear sister la yg rajin dok empty-kan the bag gara2 malas nak tunggu someone to buy the refill **fufufu, bersiul sambil berlalu pergi.. until la satu tahap tersumbat & padat sampai tak bole idup vacuum tuh!! cek punya cek tgk waste beg dalam tuh dah sendat mcm punggung cimatt size 40 tapi try to fit in skinny jeans 29 **pose dgn bangga depan cermin sambil menampakkan susuk betis~**

ada brani cimatt??

somehow masa tgh berkeliaran tanpa arah dgn wenghong the other day, ternampak vacuum waste bag size C-13 tersangkut kat rak @ Best Denki KLCC.. ala2 jodoh pulak.. tanpa berfikir panjang, jari telunjuk terus menuding secara otomatik dan terpancut kata2 dr celah gigi dgn begitu lancar

"NAK TEW~"..

punyalah susah nak cari.. penat dah meredah jusco / tesco mahupun J.co (donut), but to no avail.. n finally!

KITA NYEDOT , AYUH!!!

aku masih dara.. kah??

WAH! intro xmau kalah sangat kan!!.. HAHHAHA.. Lang, tolong verify whether it's worth of watching..

apapun thanks to your recommendation on "hantu kak limah balik rumah", tak larat nak gelak sampai nak tetanggal kerusi wayang <- eh eh, wat apa sampai techabut kerusi tew??~ SUDAH! jgn pikir yg bukan2 **sambil berfantasi di kebun kelapa sawit**..

n believe it or not, we went to watch it on our 2nd movie date.. the first one was a complete trash, nonton narnia 3D from twin seat, maybe partly because we were way too tired to understand the plot and ended up dozed off plus terhangguk2 menahan mata.. mcmana tak penat, konon tak mau bazer waktu, trus2 lepas 3 consecutive days sibuk dgn nikah n receptions on both side kiterg dah kua on late nite movie date.. lesson learnt, jangan gelojoh ya adik2..

kak limah, ko mmg scary, tapi Usop, ko paling seram!

agak2 ada penyakit tak bole tido, citer nie highly recommended..

owh, back to the main story.. punyalah meleset intro..

HEY HEY HEY YA OL!!! sure korang miss me kan kan kan?? malu la tew nak ngaku.. gald to be back!!

too much has been explored for the past 18 days i must say.. hihihi <- gelak tersipu2 dari celah2 semak.. cut story short, finally the "official" honeymoon is over.. despite, our life as a married couple indeed has just started **wink2**

Poor wifey had to wake up for work early this morning sementara hubby terchenta masih membuto melayari alam mimpi sambil berderai air liur basi.. dah namanya chenta.. apapun diterima dgn chanteknya.. cewah~

GOSH! there're so many things that i'd love to share but just dunno where to start.. come to think about 'em pun membuatkan diri ini rasa mcm nak telan sudu.. <- motip masih tidak di ketahui..

anyway, since things have started to fall into places now, harap2 bole la kembali aktif berblog <- angan2 semata2..

wedding experience, sesi kener dera dgn redha during wedd photoshoots oleh kak shidah & kak Izan (tgk, saya siap bagi kredit ni.. so pastikan muka saya macho mcm repunzel dlm gmbr tuh nanti k <- WTH repunzel, prasan jambu la tew~), honeymoon trips, PD and of coz not forgetting insiden polident are simply some of the beans that i am currently thinking of spilling.. harap2 tak terkubur gara2 sibuk mengemas rumah **sambil posing depan oven dgn apron ala2 baru lepas bake cupcakes..

okies, masa utk bersiap utk kerumah mama wifey, smlm dah request for us to come for dinner at hers.. mujo umah dekat..

to all, njoy the rest of the day ya!

zuuUUUuppPPP!!! bertempiaran amek wudu'.. I AM LATE!!!

eh lupa, sblm menutup tirai, releven ker tajuk tuh? hihi **tersipu2 lalu terbang kelangit..

sleepy head..

salam belated aidil adha brothers & sisters!

LETS PANTUN YA'OL!! <- sambil membuat kemunchulan dgn flying fox

" buah kedidi di atas peti,

Peti terungkai indah berseri,

hati ini sudah berkendiri,

mencari erti niat di hati " <- WTHail????

eeEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT **bunyi buzzer**

skiiiiiiiPPPPPPP !!

wah, ntah apa yg merasuk tetiba tangan rasa nak menaip blog memalam **lalu menghirup teh sejuk.. **sigh.. <- jiwa kacau

wow.. by end of next week, lot's of things will change.. can't imagine havin someone watching me sleeping (biarla pun air liur mencurah mcm chocolate fountain) dengan penuh rasa kasih sayang <- fantasi semata2..

**tukar mood serious**

owh ya, orang ckp kawin itu indah.. tapi Pandan Indah slalu jam, so how?

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sorry geng, i just wanted to write.. i better go to sleep.. nighty nite..

JOM BREAKFAST! MARI KAWIN!!

ITS SATURDAY! YEAY!

"z.. bangun.. subuh" suara mama kedengaran dr jauh.. ok2.. skejap ma.. skejap jer.. sambung tido...tiba2..

"kita bertolak kul 7.15 ya" sms kak Jiha masuk

tgk jam.. 6:45!!!!

YA AMPUN!!!! trus menggelupor mcm kener simbah air lari masuk toilet.. mujo x tersembam masuk dlm lubang jamban.. sedap sangat kener "selimut oink2" kan.. ru menggelabah nak smyg suboh.. mujo syuruk kol 7.. ishk2.. rakan2, jgn jd mcm hamba Allah ini k.. bad example.. hohoho

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earlier friday, kiterang dah rancang nak gi open house Hafiz Diva togeder2 on saturday sebenarnya.. xjauh pun, 10 mins dah sampai.. jarang dibuat orang, umah terbuka start kol 7:30 pg, lain dr yg lain katanya.. kener plak ngan K.Jiha yg mmg suka akan kelainan, jenis janji inggeris lagi, 7.30, kalo bole masa hafizz bukak dedaun pintu nak buang sampah, kiterg dah terpacul depan umah.. huhuhu.. sayang skali plan tersasar, thank you zakry.. huhuhu.. sori kak.. apapun back to the main story

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lepas solat trus siap.. tapi sblm tuh sempat lg type sms "Omg! kak saya baru bgn.. jap mandi" <- statement menggelabah

Kak jiha Balas "x apa, akak tunggu"

10 mins lepas tuh another msg masuk "akak tunggu depan carrefour" <- carrefour Axis, jalan kaki pun sampai..

AHHHHHHHH pressure ~ **nanges~ pakai baju pun lintang pukang.. baru ingat yg Abg Hashim kejer, tuh yg Kak Jiha x bole lambat agaknya.. bersalah plak rasa.. so tpaksa pakai apa yg bole capai.. mujo wardrobe sekangkang kera, senang la nak capai apa yg ada bawah kangkang kera <- releven ker?

neway by the time kiterg sampai, Kak Eti was there just at the same time.. tapi tak nampak pulak askar2 Kak Eti (1 gurl + 2 boys).. Kak Eti pun a blogger, kira we ol unite la nie.. huhuhu.. she's a wife & a working mom.. if you like to eat, into kids/family, and out of ideas of how to have your kids entertained, dropping by at hers would be a complete revelation! (ok kak, u owe me a bunch, nothing is free.. hahah..LOL!).. sangat menarik.. n she came on an early date with dear hubby, abg ZakrEE (bak kata kak Eti, Zakree with double "E").. nasib baik nama gelaran lain sket, Jack.

bagaikan burung garuda yg turun dari langit, Hafizz atau dgn nama glamornya D.I.V.A. munchul dgn penuh BERSERABOT MCM BARU MANDI TAPI RAMBOT TAK SHAMPOO!!! ko masak breakfast sampai tak tido geng? brapa orang jemputan, 1000?? <- motip petir tak tentu pasal? HAH! nak sangat start pepagi buto, dia tak tau yg kita nie stock2 subuh masjid! **insaf jap.. insyaallah, one day..doakan kami k..

apapun Fiz, thanks for inviting.. great food, nice home & AWESOME WARDROBE!!!! umah design sendiri tuh.. siap sacrifice 1 bilik utk jadikan bilik wardrobe ngalahkan Kimora kan.. kelasz ko Fiz.. Menu pilihan: Nasi Lemak, Soto, Hot Dog, cakes & puddings.. n best of all, Teh Tarik taraf mamak! ko mmg champion geng.. x sia2 bangun awal pagi ketika cinta masih bertasbih <- statement takder makna, please ignore

should have brought my widey.. pics courtesy of kak Eti/Jiha=)

me & Ratu havin BIG breakfast!

Kak Eti / Ratu / Me pose skema..

below, Hafiz Diva a.k.a. tuan umah, Kak Eti & Kak Jiha.. They are actually work colleagues.. incase ur curious to why he's posing as such, konon kata nak lighting bagus.. ala2, "halo" effect gittew~

again Fizz, terima kasih la banyak2 kerana sudi invite kitorang.. indeed ur an awesome host!

later that afternoon, i followed Khairil attending our officemate's wedd kat Kemuning Residence.. mak dato's, sejauh2 tidak, mau berasap keter nak sampai.. mujo berbaloi coz the foods served were yummy..

to Sabri & Faizah, CONGRATS COUPLE!! semoga berbahagia hingga ke anak cucus =)

Emma & the Princess

Me & Kak Su, staff paling penting kat opis coz she takes care of our welfare & most importantly, CLAIMS!

US=)

Hotties / geng gossip ~ Suraya, Kak Izan (just recovered from Denggi) & Dayah.. xsempat basuh tangan dah kener serang..

All plus Emma

eEEEeeeeee siapa yg Comel tuh??? say hye to Eryna Fareeha!!! feewiit~

Pelamin, tepi kolam renang lagi tuh~ kalau tau awal, dah datang dlm scuba suit...

The ladies & the tiny gurl

The boys~ yeah~

sblh kanan is the pelamin..

The Newly Wedd saying goodbyes..

Faizah the GORGEOUS Bride!!

Mafia & bunga manggar..

SWEET! TAHNIAH GENG!

empunya blog & the Couple

Khairil & Family with the Raja/Ratu Sehari

n that night, i had a short G-date with Messo watching Eat, Pray & Love.. funny but a bit slow.. still, me likey.. personally i think it's sweet in subtle way & it kept me smiling most of the time.. "hah! berangan la tuh!" mesz dengki.. HAHAHA.. it reminds me of how much i am missing in life.. i really need to EAT MORE (so that i wont look like a walking stick), PRAY HARDER (supaya hidup lebih diberkati insyaallah) & SPREAD THE LOVE HONEY (so that more people will love me in return) ! cheers!

In short, my saturday was ABSOLUTELY PURE ENTERTAINING! great day indeed..

LETS GET WARDED!

DAY 1, 22 Sept 2010, Weds

Cut story short, after 3 days mixture of fever/headache/vomit and most concerning one - cough with traces of blood in the phlegm which do not seem to subside at all like others, i decided to refer to hospital instead. 

Indeed, from the X-ray film, clear grey  (X-ray ada kaler ker? motif?) spots could be seen settling kat bawah lung sblh kiri. CONGRATULATION ZAKRY, u managed to get ur lung infected (at least on 1 side)!! Yeay! scientifically it's called Pneumonia. How i got it? i don't freakin know.. but according to the doctor, it's something to do with the "kurang daya tahan bla bla bla..antibodi.. bla bla blab.. BOWRINK!" or something like tat la (Kak Leen, Transfer Factor SBOTOL! PLEASE!! <- trus order).. kuman dah merebak dlm lungs katanya.. korang rasa mungkinkah kerana rendang ayam termasuk dlm salur peparu? (which is what i think **sambil cek DNA kuman pada rendang ayam**)

Kalau ikut kata doctor lagi, based on the size of the gray patches, by 3 days patut ok but they need to have me admitted sbb nak inject antibiotics (apa bole buat, insan yg lemah **sambil duduk bersimpuh potong bawang dalam kain pelikat**)

highlight of the day - NONE. Except kener stay kat 4 bedded ward coz it's full house baybee~ owh so be it. mujo dapat wardmates (wujud ker pekataan nie?) sorang berdengkur pada skala richter 12 (max brapa erk?), sorang dok main lagu tamil & sorang layan muvie tamil, SHABBAS BETTE~ to think back, compared dr stay ber-2 but the other guy creepy and buatkan u rasa seram dlm gelap (ha tgk lagi citer Ular Emas kat TV3! kan dah takut! <- nie citer seram ker?), it's better like this.. so i am very ok with the coordination=)

hampir lupa, thanx Geetha & Khairil for the early visit.. tak nyempat dapat bilik ward lagi dah datang, mmg efficient.. patut la boss sayang korang.. huhuhu.. apapun can't wait to get back to office for fresh hot gossips! spare some for me please!

TV pun takder.. mujo ada BB..

eh jap..  apa mama/adik bawak tew??? adakah??? **sambil intai dari celah langsir**

• DSLR - checked!
• Laptop - checked!
• Buku - ada!
• Blackberry - checked! eh, nie mmg sentiasa ada..kalo tak, dr awal dah bebuih mulut kebuhsanan.. next please!
• Itouch - yes it's definitely here!

CAYALAH! LET THE FUN BEGIN!!! 

Thanks mama/adik for the supplies~

baru la best.. takder TV pun takper.. kener plak wireless lajus~ layan reply starcraft skek~

human piranha

can't remember if this was lunch or dinner

susah tuh nak amek shot nie..huhu..nasib baik tangan tulang, kalo tangan mcm lang, berat & pendek, xker klaka gmbr (slmt hari raya lang~ maaf zahir batin~)

bakal mentua pun datang melawat.. ah so scweet~ nampak sangat bakal menantu feveret kan! Karamel was downstairs bawak anak buah yg ketakutan tgk ada jarum kat tangan uncle z.. haha.. tu la, opah dah suruh jgn ikut tapi degil..

coincidently akak was around from Klantan for work.. so ottomatically jadi driver mama..

HEY! not every part was fun actually.. n the not-so-fun part was of course the treatment itself (DUH!).. whenever the antibiotic was being injected (every 12 hours), I'd start to feel cold and next thing tau2 fever.. bummer.. but it would only last for few hours before my condition would turn back to normal.. at the end of day 1, blood could still be seen in the phlegm and my chest felt stuffy still.. Sometimes, the blood looked so fresh n scary, mcm kita tuang sos cili atas chicken chop, mcm tuh la obviousnya.. GROSS!

DAY 2, 23 Sept 2010, Thurs

after having to eat tasteless food for several nights (since saturday occay!), my day was saved by these 2 kind leprechauns from the sky .. GOOD JOB & TQ LYIANA/DIN!! wat else to say, its McD, i'm lovin it~ nyum2.. kata multitasking, tgh2 kunyah ayam sempat lagi being updated dgn gossip ringan (xbole yg berat2, kang tercekik xpepasal kener extend).. 

yummies~ how la to say no... =~(

Progress day 2: slow n terrible! i was told that the physiotherapist would help to teach me on how to breathe properly & discharge the phlegm efficiently.. mula2 mcm tak caya, tapi lepas wat the simple steps, HAMBEK KAU JAH!, kahak kluar mcm air pancut ngalahkan fountain KLCC! (statement xmau kalah..fufufu~) jgn kata air dr peparu, segala jenis air termasuk air mata / idung (I AM NOT JOKING!) pun came out! ishk2, tak sangka such technic exist.. tapi lepas exercise tuh biasanya akan kepenatan because it drains lots of energy, mata pun merah sbb batuk xbrenti.. The idea is to get the bad  phlegm out of the lung.. since the bad one settled at the bottom, it has to be pushed out by the newly produced phlegm.. or else the bad one will contaminate the rest and that's when it becomes worse.. wah, Thanks to Cyndi a.k.a. the physiotherapist for the info. and it's during inflammation that the phlegm is produced in access naturally as to fight the germ. Sebab tuh la rasa dada sesak & stuffy. but at the end of day 2, sedikit kelapangan was felt.. darah pun semakin pudar.. itu pun sbb dok gigih dlm jamban wat recommended eksersais.. alhamdulillah.. 

DAY 3, 24 Sept 2010, Friday

terkejot badak den dalam golap gulito wad tetiba muchol 2 lembaga (turned out Kak Gha & Abg Hashim) pepagi buto. They made a detour while heading to office and it's only 7+am! sempat lagi tapau cekodok ikan bilis, ah so sweet~ akak lah penyelamat saya.. sambil berborak, cekodok tetap baham mcm org bukak pausa kan.. huhuhu.. tq kak / abg for the visit.

Hot Couple~

Routine mama, datang awal pagi bawak breakfast.. hohoho.. tapi mama sendiri blom mkn, ishk2.. JOM join skali..

siap bgtau mama tolong bawak crocs lain, sbb dah buhsan dgn crocs yg sama for the past 2 days.. lagipun yg ni tak meriah...

was (stitch 3D tuh baru jer letak)

tadaaa!! current (me likey 3Ds~ newly added - dolphin & ice cream).. baru la meriah ala2 mood raya.. biarpun wad tak meriah/suram, yg penting kasut mcm pesta kan! tapi still x jumpa tarantula aiman, jelesnya!

Official b'fast provided by them. Not bad la (lepas curah sos cili)..

what a coincidence! kak izan (ex-officemate) pun admitted (above floor) 1 day earlier rupanya, suspected denggi.. sian (sendiri sakit xsedar).. since staying in the ward alone would make her go nuts, so dia mintak lepas awal, it's her 4th day. she gave a quick visit before going back. Thanx kak. sempat lagi kiterg gossip.

Nie baru yg kecik, belum antibiotic punya shringe which is a lot bigger.. BRING IT ON BEYBEE!

Today's definitely a great day! lepas bertapa dalam jamban ber-exercise pernafasan utk keluarkan kahak seperti yg di ajar oleh Cyndi smlm, no more blood is seen (yet).. by the time she came to check on me, there were not much phlegm was disposed, xmcm yesterday. TAHNIAH! "wah gigih betul awak" kata Cyndi.. abistuh tak kan nak bertukun dok wad nie, musim raya nie~

no doubt great progress has been seen but kener ada bukti kan.. hasil Xray esok akan menentukan if i am going to be discharged.. Pray for me mates.. that's all as of for now=).. njoy your weekend~