Song Review #1 - if i were a boy...

IF I WERE A BOY / BEYONCE

If I were a boy (check jap, owh confirm, still a boy)

even just for a day (eh skejapnya!)

I'd roll out of bed in the morning (smyg subuh..)

and throw on what I wanted and go (ghosak akhlak btol, xmandi xgosok gigi..euww..sure B.O.)
Drink beer with the guys (haram..)

and chase after girls (ingat kejar gadis mcm kejar ayam utan agaknya??)

I'd kick it with who I wanted (keganasan rumah tangga..bole talipon 999)

and I'd never get confronted for it cause they stick up for me (malas nak paham)

If I were a boy (check skali lagi..hmm..ok confirm, masih boy)

I think I could understand (ckp jer bole la..meh sini cuba..sluar saiz brapa?)

How it feels to love a girl (so sweet~)

I swear I'd be a better man (xbaik sumpah2 la)

I'd listen to her (yer la, xkan nak listen to "it", it tuh utk vinatang dan benda2 xhidup sahaja ya)

Cause I know how it hurts (nak plaster?)

When you lose the one you wanted (sapa suruh xjaga elok2, kan dah ilang)

Cause he's taking you for granted (ishk2..jahatnya)

And everything you had got destroyed (kesian..smackdown jer org mcm nie)

If I were a boy (brapa kali nak cek neh?? jap..sama, blom convert)

I would turn off my phone (elele~ alasan la tuh, padahal blom topup credit)

Tell everyone it's broken (nie mcm tektik nak tuka fon jer neh..hahaha)

so they'd think that I was sleeping alone (takut kener tangkap la tew mcm kes norman~)
I’d put myself first and make the rules as I go (1st 2nd 3rd pedulik hapa..)

Cause I know that she’ll be faithful, (amiiin~)

waiting for me to come home, to come home. (eh, u dah balik mesia ke??)

If I were a boy (tampar jugak kang..perlukah bertanya lagi? nak tgk?)

I think I could understand (wu'eva!)

How it feels to love a girl (ahh sweet, again~)

I swear I'd be a better man (kener sumpah jd batu baru tau)

It's a little too late for you to come back (sbb tetinggal bas)

Say it's just a mistake,think i'd forgive you like that (raya dah lepas la..)

If you thought I would wait for you (pukul brapa? kat mana?)

you thought wrong (lor, kensel ker?)

But you're just a boy (NOW U SAY IT!)

You don't understand and you don't understand, (brapa kali nak ulang neh??)

ohhhh (balik kmpg..oOOoo balik kmpg)

How it feels to love a girl (triple sweet~)

Someday you wish you were a better man (xbersyukur btol)

You don't listen to her (kes "talk to the hand" la nie)

You don't care how it hurts (byk btol luka ko geng?)

Until you lose the one you wanted (ilang lagi?)

Cause you're taking her for granted (ishk2, jgn ambil kesempatan ya rakan2, xbaik)

And everything you had got destroyed (dah ambil kesempatan, pastu rosak kan brg2 plak, mmg dasar badigul soot!)
But you're just a boy (tau tak per)