Dude, where's his car??

"YAP! YOUR CAR IS GONE!!

That's the exact email title i wrote to him 2 days ago, when i found out that his car was not there anymore that morning.. It was there the night before, the day prior & few days back.. but not that morning.. i thought i heard noises downstairs, but chosed to ignore, assuming it's probably one of my other hsemate.. dang!! i should have went down and if i was lucky (not being part of a local paper headline "jejaka slim di jentik sampai pengsan"), i would have at least shout desperately for attention.. ignorance.. indeed was it.. Tried to contact him but to no avail.. meaning, he's still offshore.. rasa bersalah menghantui diri.. kerisauan..

Not giving up, colleagues were texted, asking if any chances he's back and nope he's not.. the secretary at the office was informed.. "you bia betul! i dont know whether ur joking or for real coz u always joke around.." smirked lily xpercaya.. aduh, ada jugak yg kener tikam dgn pen kaler oren neh.. tried hard to convince her.. she made few phone calls to the rig but again, pointless, coz it's bad weather out there.. and words spread like smell of fart "initiated" in the pantry with close door .. coincidently Yap made a call to our workshop base in Labuan and msg was sent for him to gimme a call regarding this..

Finally, he was on the other end.. the line wasn't that good due the weather.."kereta dekat rumah "kawan" saya ya~" (kawan = gf, that's how he always describe his gf).. I replied "Yap, next time if your 'friend' wanna come and take your car, at least please let me know, so that i wont be worried for no reason".."kereta dekat rumah kawan saya" he repeated.. tup, line putus...

That evening, after work, suddently i saw the same car infront of the gate..but it's kinda weird sbb ada tasbih plak tegantung kat cemin keter depan..mungkin manik2 buddist (tp kan, xpernah plak tgk Yap gi kuil or bakar colok, balik2 offshore dating jer memanjang.. OPS! pecah rahsia).. "eh, Myvi Yap!" i shouted excitedly infront of other housemates.. "owh, ako bawak myvi tuh gi opis sbb nak antar cuci" answered one of 'em.. "HA??" confused..

"keter yap viva kan?" Azrin asked.. "XLAH, MYVI!!".. "TU KETER MEMBER AKO LAH! dia tumpang kat sini, harini ako bawak sbb nak anta car wash" he continued...

ZIRANATS!

xpepasal kener gelak ngan hosmates... ^kelihatan kelibat seekor aib naik atas masuk bilik^

**************************************************************************

all these while rupa2nya mmg Myvi Yap is @ his GF's house and coincidently similar car belong to a friend of my other hsemate were parked, unmoved about the same time Yap went offshore..so when it was moved that morning, I thought it was gone or taken away by the GF without leaving a note.. HAHAHHAHA.. zakry zakry.. apsal la x cek no plate.. kesian tasbih jd manik buddist.. haih.. sometime, i'm pretty amaze wif myself..

moral of the story is... rambut sama hitam, tp hati lain2.. keter serupa xsemestinya no. plate sama ya kawan2.. huhuh