saya tak suka ikan..

fuuuUUUUhhhH~ fuuuUUUuu~ **pose tiup sawang atas kek

so wuts hot??? memang hot banget sih~!

punyalah bahang since yesterday.. segala mcm celah berpeluh.. OPS! OPS! mau melambung bill letrik bulan nie sbb atas bawah air-cond on.. apapun it's worth, angin sejuk hembusan penghawa dingin bagaikan sensasi segar lepas memberus gigi.. ahhhhh~ **sambil main lukis2 atas cermin toilet yg berwap**

nie nak citer skek pasal our recent trip or rather our 1st road trip to Kemaman (22-24 March - work related).. al maklumlah, biasanya kalo balik kampung pun Dear Sister yg drive.. if i were to drive, i would drive the 1st hour lepas tuh bagi alasan ngantuk.. HAHAHHAHA.. lagipun tak sampai hati tgk diorang terbeliak mata berjaga pegang handle keter bagai as if mcm bawak keter lumba.. huhuhu.. tinggal takder helmet jer..

btw, back to the kemaman story, mcm hit jackpot lak ler tau cuti dear wifey punyalah banyak beribu2 lemon (31 days to be exact) .. tanpa perlu menari dgn penuh sexy dalam pakaian renang utk menggoda her to take leave, she decided to take it herself and to party with me instead (bunyi mcm nak gi pusat peranginan kan, padahal kemamang jer) .. apapun wifey mithali gittew, sangat supportive~ **wink2.. main kejar2 blakang langsir**

n Since my beetle 1.0 yg sangat laju ittew dah lama tak d servis, we decided to drive Wifey's Kelisa Mini.. lagipun my car @ 90km/hr, body keter mcm nak tertanggal, not to mention kalo brenti kat traffic lite sure orang sblh ingat kitorg drive lorry (provided that kalo derg tak pandang sblh).. agak2 kalo korang nak tau rahsia mcmana nak modify bunyi enjin keter jadi mcm bunyi motobot, feel free to drop me an email..

BTW, thought of waking up at 4 am and straight shoot to highway tapi as usual, angan semata2.. apapun masih tak terlajak sampai lena berselimutkan kehangatan selimut oink2.. hohohoho..

cut story short, coincidently cimatt was staying at the same hotel, Awana Kijal.. so for 2 nights in a row we dragged Lang for dinner.. oleh kerana Dear Wifey tak sihat mlm kedua, it's boy's nite out (tak sedar diri).. n thanx to foursquare, cimat brought us to Restoran Pantai yg menyajikan ikan misteri 3 rasa (until we know it's name, temporarily we call it ikan belontok).. lazart! am not really into fish tapi that was an exception.. then pagi khamis trus berdesup balik.. sempat la jugak we ols hangkot sata & kopok lekor..

~cimat makin bulat, lang makin slim, tapi masih dalam kategory heavy weight~

for some reason apsal la kaler kopok lekor yg kitorg hangkot dr sana kaler gelap (mcm kulit syear) bila goreng.. slalunya yg bli kat sini cerah jer (mcm kulit i **pose tgk cermin**).. then Dear wifey explained yg kat sini sbnrnya byk tepung and those we bought kat kemaman were rich with fish.. NO WONDER!!! it's pretty clear y me no likey..

so next time i go kemaman, i'll make special request to the macik/pacik.. "KOPOK LEKOR BYK TEPUNG SKILO!!"

okies, masa utk mandi, nak megrib.. njoy the remaining of your sunday! zuuUUUP!! **mengesot ke jamban**

P/S: Life kat tempat keje baru memang best! but no doubt still miss tempat lama (or rather the people) *nanges~

My Farewell Email (exactly)

YENNADEY!!! INDAPORINGGEY!!~ ** nyanyi lagu tamil sambil cabut rumput dalam kostum rama2..

such a lame start, but WHO CARES!!! <- simptom hormon tersumbat sbb kener viral fevel, sigh

anyway, you know what, I am indeed a dull person...

U know Y? <- of coz la u don't coz i haven't tell, LOL!

Earlier today, I was trying hard to write a decent farewell note (since this is my last day ere) ; ala, the kind of email that plays with people's emotions, the sort that makes people sigh & cry (motip sangat nak drama kan!), tapi ended up ayat dalam obituary lagi best rasanya.

Nak dekat 1/2 day gak la dok pikir tapi punyalah payah nak wat ayat..advice was then sought from Mr. Google, by typing "inspiring farewell email", konon nak cetrom (cetak rompak).. but all i found was pile of stinky panty words that sounded so fake. so not me. so freakin plastic **pose buang bulu mata palsu cap "al-kindi"<- bli kat jalan masjid india.

somehow, right after lunch, i felt inspired **tetiba cahaya terang datang dari langit menyinari tingkap opis <- turned out org bangunan sebelah main lampu picit

but how?

all words that i had in my mind were jotted down and for some unkown reason, the only obvious word that drew my interest was "lady gaga" . Having to include LG in a formal email was more challenging than i thought. right then, funky thoughts started to memancut2 mengalahkan air pancut KLCC. tangan menaip pun rasa mcm nak tercabut, sampai berasap keyboard..... and its all because i started to write like how i blog.

So this is what i wrote for my farewell email & have it circulated to my whom it may concerned (up to VP level).

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Dear Reds,

It’s time.

After years of proudly wearing red coveralls (size 36-38), the time has finally come for me to return back all company’s assets (what chances are there for me to keep the laptop? joking) to The Red (and complete the termination checklist, of course) and wave goodbye.

If Lady Gaga is here with me today, she would have backed me up singing “Aud Lang Syne” at the pantry, as part of my farewell act while drinking non-alcoholic Milo with the whole team.

Accepting the offer from See Teck 5 years back (5 years, 5 months & 2 days to be exact) was indeed one of the best decisions that I have ever made (apart from ditching my dream to become a makeup artist). There is no word to describe how thankful and proud I am, for being given the opportunity to log on as HX18832 and claim under ID 365747.

It is through Halliburton that I got the opportunities to see the rest of the world (and watch the snow fall from the sky with amazement, for the 1st time during Sand Control Training in Carrollton), getting to know the people and global culture. Here is where I found brothers, sisters, mentors & teammates, from whom I’ve learnt a lot, as each has their unique strength. Treated as a family, my “poltergeistic laugh” need not have to be hidden for acceptance in return. Thus you guys have not only shaped my career, but also my personality, wisdom and my own-projected-self.

I might not be one of the best engineered engineers but am utterly grateful to be working under your guidance; thank you AA, BB, CC, DD, EE, FF and GG (my bosses/superiors' names) . Words from you are indeed inspirational. It is such a revelation to know that there are people within Halliburton that care about my future. Pardon my mistakes, as I am far from perfection.

I love each and every of you guys and will definitely miss the whole team. Again, T.H.A.N.K Y.O.U., cheers & do keep the earth green.

Last but not least, LONG LIVE UNTIE MADHU!!!!! <- (for keeping our pantry clean & stocking it with food/drink)

Born This Way,

Mohd Zakry Hamidan

Mobile: +6 01X.XXX.XXXX

~End of email~

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p/s: Untie Madhu is the cleaner lady who's been working with The Company since gazillion years ago, unless you're a retard, everyone loves her.

i guess i haven't finish my earlier sentance;

I am indeed a dull person...

... when i don't be myself =)

Right after having it sent, the phone calls & replies that came through from all over the globe were really making me wanna cry =~( felt touched & very much appreciated.

Thank You Allah for making my farewell so meaningful.

A note to myself, I am glad that i treated people the way i want to be treated.

see, i am missing the people here already.. sob2.. Bubbye HALLIBURTON..

AND HELLO UNEMPLOYMENT!!!!!

**CRY HARDER~

Movies & celebration~

NOTE: THIS POSTING WAS INITIALLY WRITTEN WAY WAY BACK (13th Dec) .. SO YOU MIGHT FIND SOME OF THE POINTS ARE KINDA OUTDATED.. but i guess it would be a waste not havin it posted.. got it completed n here we go!

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ooOOoooOOOoo caught in a bad romance~

Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah, Gaga Oo-la-la! Want your bad romance~

NOW SING IT!! (ughh, I'm so wanting to dance with her dlm baju plastik itam) <- sorry guys, i'm so into L.Gaga.. hunn, u nak tak kita pakai baju ada kepak bagai utk wedding? u rasa mama u setuju siap nak sponsor bulu itik utk wat wings tuh x??

**lor, kalau yer pun, xperlu la retro sangat sampai ker zaman mummy returns..saba jer la..

eh, when was the last time i did heavy writing? gazillion months ago?? sorry la geng, xder idea nak mengompot (compose).. n trust me, it's pretty hard to start, even more gaining back the momentum.. but since the end of 2009 is just around the corner, harusla mnengembalikan semangat merapu.. hohoho..

btw, on this very thread, i'd like to share my thought on recent (xder la current sangat mcm roti baru klua oven sbnrnya..) movies watched .. no worries, definitely not those with syear or mesz dlm aksi panas atas motobike atau tepi sungai dgn org asli papua..

1st thing 1st, incase any of you out there thinking of watching "The Storm Warriors", HENTIKAN!!! usah terpedaya dgn bayangan indah Stormriders yg suatu ketika dahulu pernah merasuk syear dan roomate terchentanya back in Uni years.. Cimatt, sekiranya anda menyangkakan kami sedang tidur atau mengulangkaji pelajaran disebalik pintu yg tertutup rapat dan sunyi, sangkaan anda silap! KAMILAH PENJEJAK AWAN (Aaron Z Kwok) & ANGIN (Cheng Syear Kin) SEBENAR!!! **tetiba angin bertiup menyisip lembut helaian rerambut (btol ker ayat nie?) .. EH BAU APA NIE?? **lori sampah melintas depan rumah.. after 10 years of waiting, that's it?? kalau korang dah terbeli tiket, sila teruskan ker toilet & get the ticket flushed.. U'll thank me later..

tinggal kenangan.. syear, ko ada simpan lagi ker pedang naga tuh?

NEW MOON - it was friday, n x nyempat2 tunggu weekend, trus g tgk after office hr dlm attire keje siap dgn organizer mcm baru balik meeting (mmg pun..hoho).. mosz pun ada jugak rasanya tp tgk dgn kak colls (colleagues) yg terdiri dr wifeys katanya (hish, perlu ker scandal dgn mak2 org, mosz?) .. so utk tidak bertembung dan dituduh men-stalk mosz dan rakan2 opisnya, i went in pretty late (lambat sbb g smyg asar dulu occay) and out of the theatre as soon as the movie ended..

Other than part tayang bodies (which i believe the only reason why it hits the box office and being the third utk highest kutipan masa opening), storyline wise kinda lame.. slow.. dengusan penonton2 yg restless could be heard.. but personally, it's not bad lah.. hohoho.. maybe b'coz the expectation i had was freakin low and watched it for the sake of wanting to know what will happen to bella (kalo kat mesia rasanya dah jd minah rempit dia nie, xhabis2 nak membahayakan diri semata2 kerana cintakan seekor ponti jantan).. apapun lepas tgk trus semangat nak cari vampire utk mintak digiget (since i dont remember having warewolves grandad.. which would b koolness habes~) .. dlm byk2 character, looking forward to see more of dakota fanning's character in action.. ganasz~ Rating: 2 bintang x berkelip..

totally wicked! dulu hingusan jer.. skang dah besar mcm anak dara (bukan nasi ayam dara ok)..

NINJA ASASSIN - WOW! WOW! WOW! mcm menyesal plak jd engineer (or rather engin-air).. if not, i've few names listed utk di ninjitsu ..walaupun terpaksa klua masuk entertaining work related calls during the show, i still felt citer nie mmg dasat tahap mencapap.. dr awal sampai la abis ada jer org kener kelar.. mula2 tuh ngeri jugak la, tp sbb dah terlalu byk sgt scene darah memancut2, rasa mcm tgk fountain KLCC pun ada.. koolness graphic ala2 game PS3 (partly mungkin sbb they were the one who did the Matrix).. n all these has nothing to do with rain (although my mom would have fainted as soon as he appears, should she watch it la..huhuhu)..

Rating: stakat 5 bintang, sangat berbaloi2..

LOVE HAPPENS - sweet~ love her.. at the same time, it's motivational in some way.. how i wish u're were there hunn.. sempat lagi i fantasi kita bercinta d Seattle, berlokasikan pasar ikan terkenal kat sana..

Rating: 3.5 ekor cupid bertattoo bintang di pusat..

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Special shout out to my dearest ah gurl, Happy 1st anny=) (WAH! lamanya kita enggage you! kalo bela kucing, dah jadi harimau dah) .. me lovey ya~ (yg lain sila ke jamban utk muntah ya).. and.. Congrats Dr.Shahrul Ainliah =P couldn't be prouder & happier hunn.. after all that hard work & endless night (apart from layan drama melayu kat youtube sampai bengkak2 mata) , u ought to get it bebeh..

**wink2**tetiba ada marching band parade blakang umah dgn banner "TAHNIAH MAK INCIK~" .. feeeeeeeeeeeeeeWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT~ nanti balik, kita celebrate wat candle lite dinner kat gerai nasi ayam erk..

p/s: uncle zed can't wait for untie sha to be back..weeEEeeeeeE~