Saturday, September 4, 2010

YM SCAM!

tension?? apa kerachun puasa2 nak dok tension.. sudah! jom layan gambar ikan kat atas nie, kasi tenang~ but what does fish got to do with spam??

ceritanya bermula begini...

it was pretty odd when i saw a workfren of mine suddenly online at wee hours.. nak kata bersahur, rasanya Buddhist tak puasa dlm bulan Ramadhan.. tapi mana la tau kan time2 ghost festival nie tergerak ati dia nak menahan diri dari lapar / dahaga mengenangkan amalan/perangai ngalahkan emily rose, so konon nak bersih dosa la..apapun as usual, i started the conversation..

Jibraun btol statement masuk2 trus forward web add kan! hampir tertipu, but since skang byk kes spam, and am trying hard not to have my iMac loaded with spyware or same sort of crap, decided to say no.. tup tap dunno what medication he took tetiba level IQ menjadi topic perbualan, like i fudging care!! ahahahahha.. knowing that my IQ mmg tersumbat, so menguatkan alasan not to click on the web add sbb tak rasa di cabar pun.. hahhahaa..

bila pikir2 balik, tak logik jugak si Tham nie dok type well-organised english sentences as if baru lepas lulus course kat British Council.. slalunya mcm gaya apek (tapi grammar masih sempurna ya) jer ayat pilihan..

other than gossip kejer, we normally talk about fish.. it's his latest hobby.. walaupun tak segempak aquarium kat Aquaria KLCC, his is still decent though; with live plants , real log & multi-sized (eh, btol ker ejaan nie? grammar breakdown jap) fishes.. n the fish tank ur looking at prior is actually his=) cool bean kan! trust me, the whole ecosystem is not cheap, the filter pump & tank cost him a fortune.. despite having high tech pump to keep the tank clean and the fishes grow healthily, his ikan emas was found dead after work.. n its all thanks to his roomate who accidently switched off the power source (nak jimat letrik kot).. kener plak ikan emas kan kuat berak, elok fishtank mcm air mineral trus tukar jadi teh tarik (exaggerate sangat kan!).. the goldfish died in its own pool of sh*t.. huhuhuhu.. the first death was then followed with more fishes being sent to heaven.. alasan, his brother tak bagi makan while he's away, causing the bigger fish to consume on the lil' ones, balik2 smaller fish ilang kepala.. huhuhu.. mencabar btol hobby.. apapun the hobby is definitely gaving him the sense of tranquility & calmness.. eh, panjang pulak "iklan" ikan..

back to the main story.. sbgai penutup, i asked him about the fish for verification.. and indeed my suspicion was answered..

are you thinking of "wat in the world is he yikyacking about???".. scroll down..


This one lagi la so fudging obvious.. pelik jugak tetiba pop up chatbox with my cuzzie tetiba speaking bagai insisting sruh tgk gambar.. kalau dia speak arab, mungkin pecaya la (coz he studied somewhere in middle east)..

so guys, better be carefull! jgn tertipu k! it happened to my other colleague, he sent email to everyone saying all crap of stuff including to our boss and it turned out a SPAM!!! huhuhu.. yikes~

4 comments:

NanyFadhly said...

Yer la, aku kena..padil yang pm aku. 2 kali tau. Memang pelik. Sebab intro die bukan mcm Padil. Last2 aku kecek kelate nge dio. AHAHAHAHA. Padan muko!

VJ said...

bukan salahku nany...~~
aku kalau pm org..penuh dgn adab dan susila.. macam bagi salam... :)
(mithali nyeee)

Captain Zach said...

hahahhaha.. kalau pa, dia punya opening mcm nie "salam, apa yg hot tew?? **dia type sambil posing dalam pool mcm dlm majalah mangga

Pa, tolong jgn wat i pitam ok..

NanyFadhly said...

HAHAHA..itu lah padil. Siap speaking lagi ngan aku. Ape kes kan?..tak penah2 dibuat..lawak pon ader..sakit hati pon ader bile die ckp mcm bagus jer kan...aku tau, bukan ko padil...

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