The story went lebey kurang like this...

Saturdae, 18.40 hrs - mesz picked me up and drove confidently along MRR..heading to The Curve..syear & wifey went seperately..

• Zed: eh, ko tau jalan ker? (dok borak2 sampai lupa plak nak tanya..)
• Mesz: ala, nie MRR..middle ring road..so kalo kita salah jalan pun, pusing2 akan sampai sini balik.. (jamban btol, mati2an hengatkan tau jalan, bukan nak bgtau awal2)
• Zed: yer ker ?(since statement tuh dtg dr mesz, kalo betul pun jd was2..but true or not terpaksa pecaya gak la since he's driving..kang ada pulak yg kener showoff kaki ala2 model somalia tepi jalan mintak simpati di tumpangkan)
• Mesz: eh ko tgk sket SUSUR SELUAR..susur keluar! (seluar siapa tew?~)

19:29 hrs - thru the phone..

• Zed: Hello, syear, kitorg sesat..exit mana nie? (ala2 talian hayat)
• Syear: Lepas tempat org main layang2.. (badigul soot sungguh, dah lama kiterg lepas exit tuh..)
• Zed: OK.. (eyeing for "IKEA EXIT" walaupun agak pasti dah jauh menyimpang...none..mostly sg buluh..and damansara perdana..)..eh mesz, cuba ko brenti, ako tanya org..
• Mesz <- tak layan.. i felt like talking to the dashbod (rasa nak wat summersault berpusing dlm keter dgn jurus terakhir menyumbat Crocs size 10 dlm mulut mesz pun ada..tp bila ingat diri ini sekadar menumpang..tpaksa la senyap jer..)

Lepas pusing2 dlm kesesatan..

• Mesz: Hish, i follow my instinct lah..i tau jalan nie...umah abg i kat area sini la.. (i malas nak layan..masih xbole pechaya..)
• (moment later) Mesz: Eh salah..xper2..elele, takut la tew~ (takut kepala zoltak ko! nasib baik stering kat ko mesz, kalo x, dah lama i simpan u dlm boot keter..org risau pasal magrib)

at the mean time, kami semakin hanyut dikala magrib.. thru the phone..

• Zed: Syear, kat mana ikea neh?
• Syear: Mutiara Damansara...

20:00 hrs - nasib baik, we arrived @ ikano.. kener la gak kasi credit kat mesz sbb jalan2 terakhir tuh dia tau.. cis (dengki).. performed prayer.. entered Crocs store & triggered the alarm.. wat bodo walaupun dipandang2 seperti memakai sluar slack (dah immune, coz if they really suspect/concern, they'll approach me n ask..if not, ignore ja)..tiada yg dicari..upon stepping out..

• Mesz: xmo lah kua skali, nanti bebunyi <- cepat2 trus mesz klua and looked back waiting for me to pass the gate (perlu ker gelabah mesz? lagi la derg suspect..its not hard to know if i steal crocs size 10 from the store! so relax yo! xperlu la posing wat muka poker face ala2 lady gaga depan kedai..)
• Zed <- stepped out and as expected, triggered the alarm again..n again, ignored without even bother to look back
• Mesz: Hish, ko xpatut wat mcm tuh la, ko mmg la tau its ur wallet, tp derg xtau! kalo ako, ako akan brenti and bgtau derg..n i'll buy a new wallet..
• Zed <- it seemed that my long explaination to mesz was pretty useless..so malas nak layan and eleborate further to him..knowing him...
• Mesz: Ako still rasa ko xpatut wat mcm tuh...
• Zed <- ignoring mesz...

Met up syear + wifey..went for dinner..in Kenny rogers, sementara tunggu makanan sampai...

• Syear: eh, apsal dada ko tajam??? eh, badan ko dah naik la!
• Zed: OMG!! YA LOR!!
• Permatahati + shear + me <- stared at his chest and indeed it is!! mcm bentuk kon..HAHAHA..(padahal baru jer last month start attachment kat JB..adakah?? kami check complexion mesz, masih kasar, so bukan sbb pengambilan hormon..)
• Mesz: hish!<- mengosok2 dada dgn harapan dapat diratakan..bekas tajam masih kelihatan...
• Permatahati + shear + me <- gelak & mesz kemaluan.. HAHAHHAHAH x100 (nie skali ngan gelak xpuas hati sbb dia xmo brenti keter kasi i tanya jalan masa sesat td..ahh lega nya.. )

teman syear bli katil & bantal..pusing2..

• Syear & Mesz: eh, muka ko pucat..jalan pun bongkok..
• Zed: mmg sakit la dol..<- tp nak jalan punya pasal, maintain jer la..sket jer..mungkin sbb pakai jeans..belt sangkut kat wound..periodically had to have a seat..

headed to cineleisure.. Wolverining (Rating:3B, 3 bintang, English Non Box office).. midnite.. drove to kayu mamak stall @ tesco depan Ikea.. minum2+borak2.. bersurai..

Dlm keter..

• Mesz: eh, nak baca magazine mosz la, exersize <- fyi, while mosz is in Sudan, Mesz has been buying Men's Health magz for mosz..balik dr sana nanti dia nak collect katanya..
• Zed: ala ko baca jer..(takut la tew mesz ada dada kon..HAHAHHAA <- sambung gelak xpuas ati)

sampai2 depan umah, saying thanx n gudbye..

• Mesz: Aku still rasa u xpatut wat mcm tuh lah <- sempat lagi merachun..
• Zed: <- malasz nak layan..mengantuk..

Following day..opened my blog and saw 1 comment berachun..

"mesz said... zed... kejadian di entrance kedai crocs tu, aku masih rase x patut ko buat mcm tu...."

HAHAHHAHA.. brain damage mesz?? huhuhu.. gelakkan mesz lagi.. HAHAHHA x 10,000 <- sambil menari macarena..