The return of Obi-Zed-Kenobi...

Ayayayey, Capt’s back!! After 11 days stranded kat tgh2 laut (at least better dr tersadai kat tengah2 padang pasir for a month kan bobot/aleng kan kan kan).. punyalah seksa naik chopper dr sabah water - kk - miri.. terbang dr kol 11, kol 3.30 ptg baru sampai airport, very the platipus beranak songsang..

so wut's hot (me!) & wut's not (syear/linda apparently, like hello!)?? hmm..lemme see.. 1st thing first, CONGRATS SHEAR & LINDA! korg mmg berachuns~..mesz kurg 1 vote mungkin sbb dia dok sibuk dengki wat multiple votes utk korg..hahaha..n based on the pole (*poll, aghhh, xkira, nak gak type "pole"), tahap kerachunan pa adalah separuh dr korg..which is in real life (knowing him), mcm xlohik..2ndly, kener la bg kredit to mesz / syear / linda for getting their blog/webpage updated.. best2.. ada gak benda xmencabar minda utk d baca time2 offday nie..

Book – wut’s the best way to celebrate being an official member of Popular other than buying unnecessary multi- fancy-colored pens & a book (despite having unread books piling up) with 10 % discount!! Keh keh keh ..ghosak akhlak btol..btw, kepada sesiapa yg xreti nak bersyukur tuh and dok terbawa2 dgn napsu serakah, disarankan la baca buku nie..wat muhasabah diri (peringatan kpd diri sendiri sbnrnya)..buku nie gossip pasal how a physically impaired Iraqi orphan struggle for life after his dear family members were killed, while having himself suffering from severe burns and amputations..try google his pics..indeed all of us are super duper lucky..

Network - Jibraun soot btol la internet, super slowie till drop to suckie.. guling2 atas katil 4-5 lap pun xberbukak lagi webpage..adakah ini tanda2 celcom jamban? Or is it my laptop yg tersumbat? For wutever reason it is, hopefully it’ll recover back to normal (dlm ertikata xderla lajus mcm mainframe, but enuf la nak melongkang dlm blog neh)..

Gossip - td masa jd remaja liar berpeleseran tanpa arah kat Popular selepas membaham McD, i saw a magz cover gmbr wan norazlin dgn tajuk "Berilah saya peluang~" (or lebey kurg mcm tuh la)..kesian plak.. i mean everyone makes mistake and there are not-so-nice things we did that we wouldn't want the world to know..she was just a bit unlucky being caught red handed..but on the bright side, at least dia dah sedar diri kan kan kan..harap2 she's doing well..kepada mereka yg suka rekod benda2 xsenonoh or gmbr2 ala2 majalah mangga dgn tajuk "tak rela digelar seksi~" (tp posing nampak selulit sana sini) yg bole mengundang mulut2 berbau longkang tuh, kurang2kan la (huh, terasa plak..tuh yg guna "kurangkan" instead of "stop"..hahhaha.. jgn risau, mine mcm org short circuit jer, xcukup daging pun nak tunjuk, apatah lagi selulit <- syear byk)..ada org ckp, boring is safe..kengkadang betul jugak..but for me, tgk jugak la bila nak jd boring, kalo boring sampai benanah mulut org yg nak dok beborak ngan kita, susah jugak kan..keh keh keh..

oklah, b4 ending this posting, 'd like to say welcome to all the new readers!! happy reading guys! tp awas, jgn sampai terachun~

p/s: korg nampak x ada garis2 kerut on my forehead? adakah kerana selalu berfikir (mcm xlohik)?? huh, nampak sgt i'm getting old..sigh..