Thursday, October 30, 2008

Adios Seasurvival nightmare!

When silence was thought as the best solution, suddently "Zakry! ur sea survival training is expiring in 2 weeks time, so i've registered ur name for tomorrow's class!".. After 3 years of peaceful life, the nightmare has finally returned. FUDGE! i should have worked for J.Co instead, hari2 bole mkn donat free.. sigh.. nak tanak terpaksa la attend the super suckie 3-days seasurvival course.. sekser betol.. not that it's hard, but i hate the fact that surely i'd be drinking EXTRA gallons of pool water simply b'coz me ain't a swimmer baybee~ (say it with attitude).. plus, with the new OPITO requirement (which valid elsewhere on the equator), more routines were added in (rendam dlm heli 6-7 times).. jibraun mana la yg gatal2 tambah.. apapun, it turned out not that bad =P (cecece, dah lepas bole la..hohoho).. n made new frens too.. sweet.. gudbye Mr.Instructors, see ya another 4 more yrs~ yeay!!

~HUET (Helicopter Underwater Escape Training)~

Me (white helmet), struggling to get inside with the help of the diver..macik E-Wen sempat lagi posing, cis..sinking! Capsizing..(couldn't see anything from inside except bubbles)Escaping for dear life..What the heck are u doing at the back there Mr. diver??? CAN'T U SEE I'M SINKING!!!inilah akibatnya kalo xtau berenang..diver tuh pun ikut angin gak, kengkadang dah minum 2-3 cawan air barulah dia tolong..ceit..

~SEA SURVIVAL PRACTICAL~

Geng baru.. Ally (Shell) & E-wen (Slb)

PRICELESS PICS OF THE DAY~

Breathing via flexible hose, which make u look like a sea monster - no-price
The pain of impact on ur crotch for not having the legs cross while jumping from the platform - pricy
Best Pic: getting ur picture taken by a colleague while loosing up ur sticking coverall - priceless

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Zach, you garu-garu your ass..cish..tak senonoh betul...i thought you said your crotch yang sakit, apasal plak garu ass???

Anonymous said...

wow.. syabas..!!!
siap pic underwater.. tahniah..

harap2 kat akademi MAS tak sesusah itu.. hujung tahun ni expired plak..

ps: last pic tu.. nampak sexy la.. ahakz

Captain Zach said...

the coverall sticked on me like magnet la datin, baru klua pool..seksi u~ nanti nampak la rangka i yg slim nie..ahaks..(but i cannot recall if i scratched my bum at the same time..huhuhu)

hujung tahun ni expired plak.. <- abis la u mosz! tp i dgr sana x strict sgt..susah2 u pinjam kebaya pramugari, dgn harapan derg ada sedikit belas kasihan..jgn lupa nampakkan belahan kaki..coffee tea or juice?~

Anonymous said...

hahahaha...... not bad la zach.... aku dah lamer dah expired tapi sengaja tak nak pi renew sbb tak nak pi offshore.... kind of feeling good in land rig. Need only H2S advance course. BTW, yg terjun tu kena cover betul2 'ketuanan'tu.... hehehhehe...

Captain Zach said...

kan best kalo sini ada landrig..H2S? hish, rimas nyer nak pakai BA set tuh..

hahhaa, baik kaver leng, nie dah 2 hari terasa lagi..huhuhu..nasib baik x dislocated..ahaks..

Anonymous said...

muahaha...jage2 sket. ko tuh dh la xkawen lagih. impak maksima tuh klu xcross leg. kuang2 kuang.

hmmm, dh jadi regular crew ni kene la pi terjun lagih...dengan harapan dpt minum coffee/tea/juice free. miahaha...meow~~

Captain Zach said...

tomnibus? adakah hasil gabungan "tom naik bas"?? nak tiru captain-zed-sparrow la tew~ ahaks..

Anonymous said...

Zakry! Wahahaha...ur blog is entertaining. So farney! U really should consider auditioning for scenario or sthg like that. I baru sampai kemaman. Dah sampai je, terus visit ur blog...wa...terharu or not? I have to continue studying...holiday over...haiz...
Keep in touch habibi! Hehehehe...

Captain Zach said...

waahhh, so sweet~ =P glad u like it..uiks!already in study mood?? I thought the school is still long way to go? don't worry lah, u very the brightest, sure can lulus one..remember, incase u get mindfreeze during school, just shout "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!" n ring the ice cream bell..if it doesn't help, then spray the CO2..keh keh keh..

neway, thanx for being my geng n willing to waste ur ears listening to my crap talk gurl!! u keep in touch too ya habibati!!

p/s:i wonder what happen to the other habibi Ahmed.. hopefully he won't get culture shock in labuan *LOL*

~Seven~ said...

salah satu mimpi ngeri aku ni..aritu lepas training..aku demam seminggu..hehehe

Captain Zach said...

hahaha..sakit badan geng..nasib baik ako xjd org yg dok tarik2 member klua dr air masuk dlm life boat..mamat yg wat mcm tuh esoknya dtg mcm robot geng..huhuhu..eh, ko pun kener seasurvival??

Anonymous said...

zed, ko rase seksi, aku rase seksa nk tgk!....

muahahaha...

Captain Zach said...

zed, ko rase seksi, aku rase seksa nk tgk!....<- elellee, jeles la tuh~ ako tau ko admire badanku yg slim nie kan kan kan..keh keh keh (tiru gelak linda)..tuh yg ko tersiksa bila mengenangkan nasib badan mcm ikan paus..HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

aik? ape lak mcm ikan paus? terasa lang ko ckp mcm tu.... sian lang...

Anonymous said...

mcm ikan dolphin lah!!!...

Captain Zach said...

dolphin? ceit..mcm flowerhorn ada la..hahaha

Anonymous said...

That's not fair enough... I have to jump from 8 meters..... Sakit sakit...!

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