Mari kita sedut!

*ini cerita few days ago..*

gosh, ntah jembalang mana dok merasuk memalam buto, tetibo semangat nak vacuum umah kan! keseronokan menyedut habuk and especially loose hair strands memang lazat tak terkata..

sebenarnya we've been living on 1 vacuum bag since the day we got the freakin hampagas (redeem point maybank gittew).. dear sister la yg rajin dok empty-kan the bag gara2 malas nak tunggu someone to buy the refill **fufufu, bersiul sambil berlalu pergi.. until la satu tahap tersumbat & padat sampai tak bole idup vacuum tuh!! cek punya cek tgk waste beg dalam tuh dah sendat mcm punggung cimatt size 40 tapi try to fit in skinny jeans 29 **pose dgn bangga depan cermin sambil menampakkan susuk betis~**

ada brani cimatt??

somehow masa tgh berkeliaran tanpa arah dgn wenghong the other day, ternampak vacuum waste bag size C-13 tersangkut kat rak @ Best Denki KLCC.. ala2 jodoh pulak.. tanpa berfikir panjang, jari telunjuk terus menuding secara otomatik dan terpancut kata2 dr celah gigi dgn begitu lancar

"NAK TEW~"..

punyalah susah nak cari.. penat dah meredah jusco / tesco mahupun J.co (donut), but to no avail.. n finally!

KITA NYEDOT , AYUH!!!

saya tak suka ikan..

fuuuUUUUhhhH~ fuuuUUUuu~ **pose tiup sawang atas kek

so wuts hot??? memang hot banget sih~!

punyalah bahang since yesterday.. segala mcm celah berpeluh.. OPS! OPS! mau melambung bill letrik bulan nie sbb atas bawah air-cond on.. apapun it's worth, angin sejuk hembusan penghawa dingin bagaikan sensasi segar lepas memberus gigi.. ahhhhh~ **sambil main lukis2 atas cermin toilet yg berwap**

nie nak citer skek pasal our recent trip or rather our 1st road trip to Kemaman (22-24 March - work related).. al maklumlah, biasanya kalo balik kampung pun Dear Sister yg drive.. if i were to drive, i would drive the 1st hour lepas tuh bagi alasan ngantuk.. HAHAHHAHA.. lagipun tak sampai hati tgk diorang terbeliak mata berjaga pegang handle keter bagai as if mcm bawak keter lumba.. huhuhu.. tinggal takder helmet jer..

btw, back to the kemaman story, mcm hit jackpot lak ler tau cuti dear wifey punyalah banyak beribu2 lemon (31 days to be exact) .. tanpa perlu menari dgn penuh sexy dalam pakaian renang utk menggoda her to take leave, she decided to take it herself and to party with me instead (bunyi mcm nak gi pusat peranginan kan, padahal kemamang jer) .. apapun wifey mithali gittew, sangat supportive~ **wink2.. main kejar2 blakang langsir**

n Since my beetle 1.0 yg sangat laju ittew dah lama tak d servis, we decided to drive Wifey's Kelisa Mini.. lagipun my car @ 90km/hr, body keter mcm nak tertanggal, not to mention kalo brenti kat traffic lite sure orang sblh ingat kitorg drive lorry (provided that kalo derg tak pandang sblh).. agak2 kalo korang nak tau rahsia mcmana nak modify bunyi enjin keter jadi mcm bunyi motobot, feel free to drop me an email..

BTW, thought of waking up at 4 am and straight shoot to highway tapi as usual, angan semata2.. apapun masih tak terlajak sampai lena berselimutkan kehangatan selimut oink2.. hohohoho..

cut story short, coincidently cimatt was staying at the same hotel, Awana Kijal.. so for 2 nights in a row we dragged Lang for dinner.. oleh kerana Dear Wifey tak sihat mlm kedua, it's boy's nite out (tak sedar diri).. n thanx to foursquare, cimat brought us to Restoran Pantai yg menyajikan ikan misteri 3 rasa (until we know it's name, temporarily we call it ikan belontok).. lazart! am not really into fish tapi that was an exception.. then pagi khamis trus berdesup balik.. sempat la jugak we ols hangkot sata & kopok lekor..

~cimat makin bulat, lang makin slim, tapi masih dalam kategory heavy weight~

for some reason apsal la kaler kopok lekor yg kitorg hangkot dr sana kaler gelap (mcm kulit syear) bila goreng.. slalunya yg bli kat sini cerah jer (mcm kulit i **pose tgk cermin**).. then Dear wifey explained yg kat sini sbnrnya byk tepung and those we bought kat kemaman were rich with fish.. NO WONDER!!! it's pretty clear y me no likey..

so next time i go kemaman, i'll make special request to the macik/pacik.. "KOPOK LEKOR BYK TEPUNG SKILO!!"

okies, masa utk mandi, nak megrib.. njoy the remaining of your sunday! zuuUUUP!! **mengesot ke jamban**

P/S: Life kat tempat keje baru memang best! but no doubt still miss tempat lama (or rather the people) *nanges~

My Farewell Email (exactly)

YENNADEY!!! INDAPORINGGEY!!~ ** nyanyi lagu tamil sambil cabut rumput dalam kostum rama2..

such a lame start, but WHO CARES!!! <- simptom hormon tersumbat sbb kener viral fevel, sigh

anyway, you know what, I am indeed a dull person...

U know Y? <- of coz la u don't coz i haven't tell, LOL!

Earlier today, I was trying hard to write a decent farewell note (since this is my last day ere) ; ala, the kind of email that plays with people's emotions, the sort that makes people sigh & cry (motip sangat nak drama kan!), tapi ended up ayat dalam obituary lagi best rasanya.

Nak dekat 1/2 day gak la dok pikir tapi punyalah payah nak wat ayat..advice was then sought from Mr. Google, by typing "inspiring farewell email", konon nak cetrom (cetak rompak).. but all i found was pile of stinky panty words that sounded so fake. so not me. so freakin plastic **pose buang bulu mata palsu cap "al-kindi"<- bli kat jalan masjid india.

somehow, right after lunch, i felt inspired **tetiba cahaya terang datang dari langit menyinari tingkap opis <- turned out org bangunan sebelah main lampu picit

but how?

all words that i had in my mind were jotted down and for some unkown reason, the only obvious word that drew my interest was "lady gaga" . Having to include LG in a formal email was more challenging than i thought. right then, funky thoughts started to memancut2 mengalahkan air pancut KLCC. tangan menaip pun rasa mcm nak tercabut, sampai berasap keyboard..... and its all because i started to write like how i blog.

So this is what i wrote for my farewell email & have it circulated to my whom it may concerned (up to VP level).

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Dear Reds,

It’s time.

After years of proudly wearing red coveralls (size 36-38), the time has finally come for me to return back all company’s assets (what chances are there for me to keep the laptop? joking) to The Red (and complete the termination checklist, of course) and wave goodbye.

If Lady Gaga is here with me today, she would have backed me up singing “Aud Lang Syne” at the pantry, as part of my farewell act while drinking non-alcoholic Milo with the whole team.

Accepting the offer from See Teck 5 years back (5 years, 5 months & 2 days to be exact) was indeed one of the best decisions that I have ever made (apart from ditching my dream to become a makeup artist). There is no word to describe how thankful and proud I am, for being given the opportunity to log on as HX18832 and claim under ID 365747.

It is through Halliburton that I got the opportunities to see the rest of the world (and watch the snow fall from the sky with amazement, for the 1st time during Sand Control Training in Carrollton), getting to know the people and global culture. Here is where I found brothers, sisters, mentors & teammates, from whom I’ve learnt a lot, as each has their unique strength. Treated as a family, my “poltergeistic laugh” need not have to be hidden for acceptance in return. Thus you guys have not only shaped my career, but also my personality, wisdom and my own-projected-self.

I might not be one of the best engineered engineers but am utterly grateful to be working under your guidance; thank you AA, BB, CC, DD, EE, FF and GG (my bosses/superiors' names) . Words from you are indeed inspirational. It is such a revelation to know that there are people within Halliburton that care about my future. Pardon my mistakes, as I am far from perfection.

I love each and every of you guys and will definitely miss the whole team. Again, T.H.A.N.K Y.O.U., cheers & do keep the earth green.

Last but not least, LONG LIVE UNTIE MADHU!!!!! <- (for keeping our pantry clean & stocking it with food/drink)

Born This Way,

Mohd Zakry Hamidan

Mobile: +6 01X.XXX.XXXX

~End of email~

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p/s: Untie Madhu is the cleaner lady who's been working with The Company since gazillion years ago, unless you're a retard, everyone loves her.

i guess i haven't finish my earlier sentance;

I am indeed a dull person...

... when i don't be myself =)

Right after having it sent, the phone calls & replies that came through from all over the globe were really making me wanna cry =~( felt touched & very much appreciated.

Thank You Allah for making my farewell so meaningful.

A note to myself, I am glad that i treated people the way i want to be treated.

see, i am missing the people here already.. sob2.. Bubbye HALLIBURTON..

AND HELLO UNEMPLOYMENT!!!!!

**CRY HARDER~