Darjah 5 Pahlawan -

Can u see the obvious??

Hints: while others at the front terkangkang, dia sorg jer yg dok dgn "sopan".. panas bedentum tp still button up sampai atas (brangan jd pengawas la tew~).. rambut tebal, leper dan belah tepi dgn sekata~

mmg skema habis.. tahniah, mmg terserlah kejambanan sejak kecil.. i'm so proud of myself..HAHHAHA

btw, credit goes to rofiza for havin this pic uploaded in her FB..bah, bilanya gedering neh?? yoyo jer..

[soundtrack: busted / what I go to school for]

Gita I lap u..

Hey hey hey gadis2 dalam pakaian renang sekalian!!

(sorry, this entry is meant for the ladies)

struggling for a soundtrack to breakup wif your useless bf?? i've a suggestion.. it's best played & dinyanyikan dalam kostum gorilla sambil membaham donut.. Have fun!!

Parasit / Gita Gitawa

petir membangunkanku (subuh! SUBUH!)
dari mimpi burukku (sure sbb nampak kepala syear yg bekilat la tew~ xpun tekejut dgn saiz bukaan mulut pa yg muncul xsemena2 depan muka)
selama ini ku hanya terperangkap (gara2 tepijak perangkap tikus kat dapur)
dalam medan magnetmu (adakah hasil dr laluan arus elektrik dlm gegelung dawai dimana medan terorientasi menurut aturan tangan kanan?)
baru kusadari (lor, tahniah, anda mmg slow)
kau seperti parasit (stock2 muka protozoa)
minta ini itu (mmg patut humban dlm toilet bowl jer..)
kau minta padaku (ko hengat ako cop duit?)
dengan semaumu (hewah2, hikut sedap pusat ko ajo..tempeleng karang)

cukup sudah ku kini mulai gerahku
perlu oksigen untuk aku bernafas (abistuh xkan benapas guna carbon tetrachloride?)
tanpamu

pergi kau ke ujung dunia (baik book tiket skang, air asia ada promotion..)
dehidrasi di gurun sahara (sambil pose ala2 Anggun dlm video klip "snow on the sahara")
hilang di segitiga bermuda (masuk alam keliwon la tuh..)
pergi kau ke luar angkasa (jgn lupa save no. tepon Dr.Muzaffar)
hipotermia di kutub utara (transform jd beruang terkutub)
hilang di samudra antartika (cukup2 la tuh geng, kalo yer pun nak dump, jgn la sampai ke antartika ko humban dia..xpepasal mati kecut mcm kismis)

dan jangan kembali
parasit parasit parasit (parasit) (in other words, ko mmg bloody jamban)
kau memang parasit (yer yer, udah2 la tuh, bawa betenang)
parasit parasit parasit parasit (brapa kali ulang daa..)

mulanya malu-malu (like cat sh*t)
lalu jadi benalu
minta ini itu
kau minta padaku dengan semaumu (shame2, tak malu! ** sambil menggoyangkan jari telunjuk kekanan dan kiri)
cukup sudah (hayun tiang STOP sign sambil tiup wisel)
ku mulai naik darahku seperti bom atom (itu dia, xmain la bom berani mati nie..trus2 atomic bom..)
yang siap meledak karenamu

parasit parasit parasit (definisi: hewan renik yang dapat menurunkan produktivitas hewan yang ditumpanginya <- copied from wikipedia indon)
kau memang parasit

minta dibayarin (CHANTEK MUKA KO??)
minta ditraktirin (WTH? apa kerachun "traktirin" neh? mintak balik naik trak ker?)
minta dianggarin (aduh la, main anggar2 plak..)
minta dijemputin
minta ditelponin (sendiri line kene potong, lagi mau mintak ditelponin..)
minta di sms-in (apa kelas sms.. mms trus! OPS! lupa henfon stock binary itam putih)
minta dibeliin
dasar kau parasit ah…

(jgn lupa tapau milo ais utk wat curah kat muka dia lepas abis nyanyi)

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btw, dedicating the next song to my dearest ah gurl yg sedang sibuk bermain spatula dan penunu bunsen dlm lab (sambil i brangan pose depan piano dalam kedai jual alat muzik)..
dgn ucapan - mari menari reggae bebeh!

Bukan Cinta Biasa / Afgan

Kali ini kusadari
Aku telah jatuh cinta
Dari hatiku terdalam
Sungguh aku cinta padamu

Cintaku bukanlah cinta biasa
Jika kamu yang memiliki
Dan kamu yang temaniku seumur hidupku

Terimalah pengakuanku
Percayalah kepadaku
Semua ini kulakukan
Karena kamu memang untukku

Cinta ku bukan cinta biasa
Jika kamu yang menemani
Dan kamu yang temaniku seumur hidupku
Terimalah pengakuanku

(ok yg lain, silalah muntah)

other songs top on my playlist -Teruskanlah / Agnes & Menjaga Hati / Yovie & Nuno

Sunday on ice...

Since no one's around utk dipergunakan (syear keteh, Mesz nak menggentel kat umah, mosz sibuk kemas umah puchong & pa's back to bintulu this morning), i decided to meronggeng with the sisters.. bukan mana pun, sunway pyramid (AGAIN!) jer.. haha.. lagipun Along/Kak Abby/the Tiny Lady live in Subang, so much easier for us to meet 'em up.. Mama's out to Myanmar wif frens since Weds, be back this evening.. Im, The Cuzzie, tido umah smlm.. tuh yg we sent him back to Kajang 1st b4 headed to SP..

terbalik..the 2 sisters @ the front..kiterg plak mcm boss kat blakang..

see how we set a good example, buckle up!

Breakfast kat Umah Mak Itam.. membaham nasi lemak free..nyum2..nothing taste better than home made nasi lemak..**meleleh~

Ice Witches - Akak & adik

Not bad gak adik, baru 1st time tp bole glide tanpa pegang dinding.. after few rounds, she went out of the rink n joined The Tiny Lady main game kat sebelah..

The Wonder Siblings~

like brother like sister..tahniah kak!The Tiny Lady main ketuk2 tikus..Kak abby snap mengejut..

Umairah & the drums

vinatang kesayangan cimatt..

seriousnyer darl..

Once tired, we ol join derg nearby.."sana sikit sayang, biar uncle yg drive!"

Next, mencari tempat utk lunch.. fening, byk sgt.

Ended up @ Thai Thai.. saja nak try.. not bad lah.. we just wanted something different.. asek2 fast fud jer.. bowrink!

Kak Abby siap bawak pinggan sudu garfu dr umah.. semata2 nak motivate Umairah mkn.. She's coming to 4 yrs old tp berat baru 11kg.. adeh, kalo uncle tiup ni, sure terbang (dgn uncle2 skali)..

Along.. boss kepada Tiny lady..

nasi goreng Pineapple.. mine..

kepenatan, gara2 main lari2 sementara tunggu food.. cam biasa, sblm tido kener cium bucu bantal dlu kasi high..

settle..zZZZzzzzzZZZzz

The end..

On the way back from Kemaman..

Just came back from a short trip to kemaman.. tired.. btw, along the way, we stopped @ sungai Ular.. made friends with the local fisherman and snap few pics =) too tired to even take a bath..going straight to the bed...zzZZzZz..nite2 every 1..

The Guru.. Pak Andreas

Pics hunting..

went pics (not pig) hunting dgn Pak Andreas (work colleague) few wks back.. where? ada lah.. huhuhu.. the idea was to have a photog lesson.. Without having any specific plan, we paid the local fisherman to take us for a boatride and went snap snap snap!! sblm start tuh, mmg la ingat semer benda2 yg bapak ajar, tp bila dah atas bot, mmg bercucuran teori2 dlm air laut.. tuh yg gmbr stock2 baik flush dlm jamban.. but i was glad to be out with Pak Andreas.. he's indeed a good photog.. most of the pics taken by him mmg artistik.. mine more like gymnastic went boombastically down the drain (wa'eva that means..).. huhuhu.. neway, the whole trip mmg unforgetable.. Thanks for the guidance Pak!!

sempat lagi pose masa boat transfer..

My Sifu of the day..

pak, jgn gerak! nanti terbalik plak boat..

hahaha.. mcm badak air plak bapak=P begegar trus boat..

hungout wif local fishermen..

back on dryland..

balik2 punyalah semangat nak tgk gmbr, tp turned out hancus...**nangis dlm toilet bowl..

btw, below is the pic i got from Pak Andreas.. taken masa trip Sg. Ular..

fun fun fun.. so where's next pak???